history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time-to-time.

My esteemed colleague, Mister Marino has just brought some new evidence to my attention. Okay, I'm ready again!Īce is about to prove that Lois Einhorn is, in fact, a man who has simply tucked his 'meat and two veg' between his legs to disguise the fact. Melissa is even more enamoured with Ace now. What she REALLY loves about him is his love of animals. Melissa is becoming quite enamoured with our hero, Ace. Stuff probably looks better on the way out, huh? But he can't help but mock Ron Camp in the process.Įxcuse me, Ron. How are Gopher and Dock? Permission to come aboard, Sir.Īce needs to find the bathroom so that he can search the house for signs of Snowflake. The door is answered by a man dressed in full naval uniform. Melissa is accompanying Ace to a party at Ron Camp's mansion. Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois. Pet 'Dick', how would you like me to make your life a living hell?

There's a love hate relationship between Ace and Lois Einhorn. Sometimes a simple phrase is all that's needed to raise a smile. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's d*ck and became insanely jealous. But first he has to run the gauntlet of snide remarks and ridicule. She was half dead when I found her.Īce strolls in to the police station to speak to Emilio, his friendly local cop. You came very highly recommended by Martha Mertz. The conversation doesn't go QUITE as Roger might have imagined. Melissa introduces Roger Pedacter to Ace Ventura.

I've got a Linebacker that has not washed his jockey strap in two years because he thinks flies are lucky. I've got a Quarterback that puts his socks on backwards. You know how superstitious these players are. Sh*t, Roger you've been in this business a long time. Who knew that football players were so superstitious? Well, everybody I guess but I didn't realise that their superstitions went quite THIS far! He's suspicious that there may be animals in the apartment. Would you like for me to take your pants off instead? It's a high-performance machine so I had to fill it with premium. Ace has rescued the dog of a frankly stunning client.

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